Rules for my Room

Rules of my room 1.   If you come to wake me up wear a crash helmet. 2.   Don't kill any cockroaches, spiders and mosquitoes, they are irreplaceable. 3.   Don't open any drawers and suitcases, they sometimes explode. 4.   Enter bare footed at your own risk. 5.   Visitors are welcome provided they bring Eatables and Drinks. 6.   Don't look under my pillows, that's where I keep my Under-wears and socks. 7.   In my room I'm always right so it is pointless to argue with me. 8.   It is the law of my room that I can send any visitor for errands. 9.  Visitors are requested to clean their own sit before leaving. 10.   My bed sheets are all antics so they are washed only once in a month.

Me and My Boss

Me and My boss.

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, 
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough 
When I don't do it, I am lazy, 
When my boss does not do it, he is busy, 
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, 
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, 
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, 
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating, 
When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot. 
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human. 
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. 
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. 
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. 
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. 
When I take a sick leave, I am slacking off.
When my Boss takes a sick leave, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview 
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked 
When I do good, my boss never remembers, 
When I do wrong, he never forgets 
 When I take a sick leave, I am slacking off.
When my Boss takes a sick leave, he must be very ill.