Me and My Boss

Me and My boss.

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, 
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough 
When I don't do it, I am lazy, 
When my boss does not do it, he is busy, 
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, 
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, 
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, 
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating, 
When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot. 
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human. 
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. 
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. 
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. 
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. 
When I take a sick leave, I am slacking off.
When my Boss takes a sick leave, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview 
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked 
When I do good, my boss never remembers, 
When I do wrong, he never forgets 
 When I take a sick leave, I am slacking off.
When my Boss takes a sick leave, he must be very ill.